Rorschach
by Samantha ~ June 25th, 2009. Filed under: miscellaneous magic.I was bored last night and took one of those Facebook quizzes that tells you how insane you are.
As you do.
I didn’t agree with any of the options, so I wrote down my own.
chihuahuas eating a giant ant
pregnant clowns high fiving while their wombs explode
suction cup bras headed towards two bald women whose wigs blew off while milking a praying mantis head
sad rabbit with enormous feet sitting on a pine cone
bat slug. this one was easy.
vagina rug, like those bear rugs in hunting cabins
butt with arms giving two thumbs up
badgers climbing a stingray
magicians with freddy krueger gloves bitch fighting on clouds on top of upside down pigs
seahorses with gun heads smoking crack pipes with crabs fanning them with grape leaves
Stupid Facebook.
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June 25th, 2009 at 12:49 PM
You are amazing. I laughed so much reading this… and so accurate! :D
June 25th, 2009 at 1:22 PM
I thought you, of anyone, would like this one.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:22 PM
I lolled hard. Some of the best answers ever. I’m quite partial to the crack smoking seahorses. *love*
June 25th, 2009 at 2:10 PM
Haha! Your answers are so apt I don’t know how anyone could think they’re anything else…
June 25th, 2009 at 10:41 PM
“suction cup bras headed towards two bald women whose wigs blew off while milking a praying mantis head” has to be one of the more disturbing images I’ve had to deal with (but which doesn’t preclude it from being the basis of one hell of an alternative Broadway scene).
You are spot-on, but I also see a co-joined Heidi under the vagina rug, and those chihuahuas aren’t eating a giant ant, but rather licking the underarms of a Vorlon matron wearing a wide silver-buckled belt. ;)
June 26th, 2009 at 4:52 AM
You are just fantastic! These are far more accurate than any I could even see! Plus, these kinds of creatures and situations would lead to quite an interesting and trippingly pleasant city if found along the same road.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
best. blogpost. ever. I think I wet myself laughing…
June 30th, 2009 at 1:24 AM
I don’t know whether I should be happy or scared that I can see exactly what you see…