Tuesday Tales
by Samantha ~ September 15th, 2009. Filed under: miscellaneous magic.I have no pretty pictures to show you today.
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Today, instead, consisted of a trip to the UPS store, where there was a toilet seat sitting on the counter. This somehow involved a husband, whom was trying to sell his wife. She suffered from MS, and he hurried off to bring her to a neurologist appointment, leaving his toilet seat behind. I missed this interaction, but arrived just in time to hear the tail end of the story, as it was told by the clerk to the woman waiting in line ahead of me. No one in the store was really sure what the future held for the abandoned toilet seat, or if the man would have any luck in his sales pitch.
Later in the afternoon, I took a trip out to Westwood, to sell a stripper pole to a very charming girl I met on Twitter yesterday. This resulted in not only a more candid conversation than I think I may have ever had with a complete stranger, but also seeing a girl with dark hair walk past on the sidewalk. After a moment of mutual inspection, Passerby and I realized that once upon a time, we were very close friends that had fallen out of touch in years past. The last I had heard of Passerby, she was cracking coconuts, either with her mind or with her bare hands. I’m not sure which. There were no coconuts involved with today’s interaction, although they have been a running theme of recent events.
After making my pole exchange, and realizing that my mantra seems to be “Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time”, I got back in my car and slowly found my way back to my place of residence. En route, I drove past a decapitated and flattened road kill baby doll, and got stuck behind a very large pick-up truck with a vanity plate reading “BGNSEXY”. The driver of the monster beast was neither sexy, and, I am assuming, the big that he imagined he was. Catching a glimpse of him in his side mirror immediately brought back repressed memories of a man in a red SVU driving alongside the tour van of 2005, furiously masturbating, somewhere in the South.
I still shudder at the sight of red SUVs.
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September 15th, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Not as bizarre or interesting as yours. :P
In the future, I’ll try to remember not to buy any red SUVs.
Are you and “Passerby” going to try to stay in touch?
September 15th, 2009 at 11:12 PM
my tuesday? no where near as weird and wonderful as yours.
September 16th, 2009 at 7:40 AM
I’d like to add that I just got an email from my father in response to this stating, “I drive a red SUV”. Thankfully, it was not him in Arkansas.
And Eric, I did Passerby my number.
September 16th, 2009 at 10:53 AM
How do you sell a terminally ill spouse? And now I know why my DMV vanity plate request was denied. I can’t believe someone else thought of that.
September 17th, 2009 at 12:12 AM
I drove through an accident scene today where a red (well, maroon) SUV had been whacked in the rear, and which perfectly crumpled right up to the rear passenger compartment. PA plate, though … ;)
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:01 PM
Doubleplusgood points for use of ‘furiously masturbating.’ My sister had a similar traumatic masturbation sighting. Scarred for life.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Why is masterbating almost always described as furious? How come there is never lethargic masterbating? Or half hearted? Disinterested masterbating?
These are the things I think about.