Comments on: Tuesday Tales

By: britpop

britpop — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:37:56 +0000

Why is masterbating almost always described as furious? How come there is never lethargic masterbating? Or half hearted? Disinterested masterbating?

These are the things I think about.

By: TC

TC — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:01:18 +0000

Doubleplusgood points for use of ‘furiously masturbating.’ My sister had a similar traumatic masturbation sighting. Scarred for life.

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:12:57 +0000

I drove through an accident scene today where a red (well, maroon) SUV had been whacked in the rear, and which perfectly crumpled right up to the rear passenger compartment. PA plate, though … ;)

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:53:45 +0000

How do you sell a terminally ill spouse? And now I know why my DMV vanity plate request was denied. I can’t believe someone else thought of that.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:40:41 +0000

I’d like to add that I just got an email from my father in response to this stating, “I drive a red SUV”. Thankfully, it was not him in Arkansas.

And Eric, I did Passerby my number.