Archive for August, 2010

The Usual

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Olfaction

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

Things that I have noticed since regaining my sense of smell : All taxis smell like cat pee.* Most New York City streets smell like dog pee.  The others, that do not, smell like rotting trash. The entire population of the universe wears too much cologne and/or perfume. Everything should smell like coconut. *Except for [...]

To Whom it May Concern

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Dear B&J, I understand the meaning of the words “Limited Batch” printed on pints of Key Lime Pie ice cream, but refuse to believe them.  In fear that you shall soon deny me of my new meaning of life, I’m tempted to buy out the stock of this magic fatty euphoric treat. I pray to [...]

Adventureland

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Yesterday, the Mister took me on a series of adventures, some of which shall now become frequent haunts of mine.  First of the lot was a visit to a tiny and amazing Ramen bar that I cannot wait to return to.  Broth so spicy that I actually broke a sweat while eating, but could not [...]

New Hobbies & Old Vices

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

For my birthday, the Mister bought me an amazing sewing machine, which then took me two months to take out of the box.  Finally, this past weekend, I opened it up and figured it out (with the help of Chloe via iChat video and speaker phone).  I’ve started on a very industrious first project, which [...]