Olfaction
by Samantha ~ August 15th, 2010. Filed under: miscellaneous magic.Things that I have noticed since regaining my sense of smell :
- All taxis smell like cat pee.*
- Most New York City streets smell like dog pee. The others, that do not, smell like rotting trash.
- The entire population of the universe wears too much cologne and/or perfume.
- Everything should smell like coconut.
*Except for the taxi I rode home in from work tonight. It was heavy with rubbing alcohol, which I can only assume was used to mask the cat pee.
To celebrate the Return of the Sense, I’m going to brave the bridge into Brooklyn and pillage I Hate Perfume.
I will not wear too much of it, and probably will not wind up smelling like coconut.
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August 16th, 2010 at 2:26 AM
That is really pretty damn cool.
Glad your sense of smell is coming back. Too bad in such an unappealing environment for it though.
August 16th, 2010 at 2:41 AM
I think cat pee is the secret ingredient in the cleansers the cab companies are required to use.
The world *would* be nicer if more things smelled like coconut.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
I can not tell you how much I agree that everthy thing should smell like coconut!!