Olfaction

by Samantha ~ August 15th, 2010. Filed under: miscellaneous magic.

Things that I have noticed since regaining my sense of smell :

  • All taxis smell like cat pee.*
  • Most New York City streets smell like dog pee.  The others, that do not, smell like rotting trash.
  • The entire population of the universe wears too much cologne and/or perfume.
  • Everything should smell like coconut.

*Except for the taxi I rode home in from work tonight.  It was heavy with rubbing alcohol, which I can only assume was used to mask the cat pee.

To celebrate the Return of the Sense, I’m going to brave the bridge into Brooklyn and pillage I Hate Perfume.

I will not wear too much of it, and probably will not wind up smelling like coconut.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...
Share on Facebook

3 Responses to Olfaction

  1. David

    That is really pretty damn cool.

    Glad your sense of smell is coming back. Too bad in such an unappealing environment for it though.

  2. Eric

    I think cat pee is the secret ingredient in the cleansers the cab companies are required to use.
    The world *would* be nicer if more things smelled like coconut.

  3. Julie

    I can not tell you how much I agree that everthy thing should smell like coconut!!

Leave a Reply