Things that I have noticed since regaining my sense of smell :
- All taxis smell like cat pee.*
- Most New York City streets smell like dog pee. The others, that do not, smell like rotting trash.
- The entire population of the universe wears too much cologne and/or perfume.
- Everything should smell like coconut.
*Except for the taxi I rode home in from work tonight. It was heavy with rubbing alcohol, which I can only assume was used to mask the cat pee.
To celebrate the Return of the Sense, I’m going to brave the bridge into Brooklyn and pillage I Hate Perfume.
I will not wear too much of it, and probably will not wind up smelling like coconut.
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