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Things that I have noticed since regaining my sense of smell : All taxis smell like cat pee.* Most New York City streets smell like dog pee.  The others, that do not, smell like rotting trash. The entire population of the universe wears too much cologne and/or perfume. Everything should smell like coconut. *Except for [...]

Dear B&J, I understand the meaning of the words “Limited Batch” printed on pints of Key Lime Pie ice cream, but refuse to believe them.  In fear that you shall soon deny me of my new meaning of life, I’m tempted to buy out the stock of this magic fatty euphoric treat. I pray to [...]

Yesterday, the Mister took me on a series of adventures, some of which shall now become frequent haunts of mine.  First of the lot was a visit to a tiny and amazing Ramen bar that I cannot wait to return to.  Broth so spicy that I actually broke a sweat while eating, but could not [...]

Realizing that I created a Formspring account, and then promptly forgot about it, here is the second installment of Q&A!  I’m answering them in the order received, of which there is absolutely no rhyme or reason to their grouping. What’s the significance of the number 523? Once upon a time, on a previously built version [...]

A few months back, I was contacted by Weird Al’s folks about using my cover shot of his Craigslist single on his upcoming tour merchandise.  It’s available now on his website for $19.95, so go buy it and wear my photo! Share