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Viva la Mexico!!

Alone in New York from Giuseppe Vetrano on Vimeo.

Last night was the one year anniversary of living back in New York.  I’m not the biggest fan of this city – I hate the crowds, the noise, and the filth – but I’m promising myself to give it a better chance.

Any suggestions on spots that I should not be missing out on?

Things that I have noticed since regaining my sense of smell :

• All taxis smell like cat pee.*
• Most New York City streets smell like dog pee.  The others, that do not, smell like rotting trash.
• The entire population of the universe wears too much cologne and/or perfume.
• Everything should smell like coconut.

*Except for the taxi I rode home in from work tonight.  It was heavy with rubbing alcohol, which I can only assume was used to mask the cat pee.

To celebrate the Return of the Sense, I’m going to brave the bridge into Brooklyn and pillage I Hate Perfume.

I will not wear too much of it, and probably will not wind up smelling like coconut.